At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
-“My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.
-“I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
-“I can’t turn my head because of arthritis in my neck,” said a third.
-“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another contributed.
-“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
-“Thank God we can all still drive,” said one woman cheerfully.