Local Radio Station Was Running A Competition. One Guy Gave It A Shot And Called.

A local radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in the sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

Dave: “Goan… spelled, G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “… You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Dave: “Goan screw yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: “96FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, my name’s Jeff.”

DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

Jeff: “Smee… spelled S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “… You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Jeff: “Smee again! Goan screw yourself!”