A Steamboat Pilot Noticed That His Passenger Was Nervous. So He Said This To Him!

Mississippi steamboat pilot, to nervous passenger:

-“There’s nothing to worry about. I’ve been running boats up and down this river so long, I know every snag and sandbar there is.”

Just then, the boat struck a submerged log, shaking from bow to stern.

-“See?” he said. “There’s one, now!”