A Woman Called Airline Customer-Service Desk. She Was Asking If She Could Bring Her Dog.

A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.

-“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”