Young Man Showed Up At A Girl’s College Dormitory. This Was The Excuse He Gave.

At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night.

One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.

-“I want to surprise her. You see, I’m her brother.”

-“Oh, she’ll be surprised all right,” said the woman. “But not more than I am! I’m her mother!”