A Couple Was Driving To Disney World. They Kept Arguing Along The Way Over This.

A couple driving to Disney World saw signs for the nearby town of Kissimmee. Being unfamiliar with the area, they debated whether it is pronounced KISSimmee or kissIMMee or kissimmEE. The debate turned into an argument and they decided that when they got to the town they would ask one of the locals.

So they pulled into a fast food place on the main drag and went inside. Stepping up to the counter, the guy says, “I know this may sound like an unusual request, but could you please very slowly and distinctly tell us where we are?”

The clerk looks at him and slowly says “Buuurrrrgerrrerrrr Kiiiiiiinggggh.”