Boy Lived With A Dad Who Loved To Tell Jokes. And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!

A boy lived with a dad who loved to tell jokes. The dad would tell the boy jokes all the time right after he got home from work. The boy loved his dad’s jokes and was always excited when he heard the door open during the night. And this day was no exception.

Son: Dad, you’re back early! Please tell me some jokes!

Dad: (Chuckling) OK Son, I heard a joke from my co-worker that I am sure you’ll love! Why doesn’t it hurt when you get hit with a soda can?

Son: Why?

Dad: Because soda’s a soft drink? Get it?

Son: (Laughing) Good one, Dad! Tell me another one!

Dad: What has a neck and two arms but no legs or a head?

Son: What?

Dad: A shirt!

Son: (Laughing) Good one, Dad! Tell me another one!

The two went on and on until they become too tired to talk to each other. Then the next day came.

Son: Dad, you’re back even earlier than before! And you look gloomy! What happened at work?

Dad: Ah, nothing. Since I’m home early, why not spend the time telling jokes to my little son? That’ll make me feel less sad.

Son: (Grinning) Yes! Tell me your jokes!

Dad: OK. What has a neck and two arms but no legs or a head?

Son: (Frowning) You already told me this one Dad. And I know the answer already. It’s a shirt!

Dad: Well, your big brother got into a car crash and…