Jack Woke Up With A Horrible Hangover. The First Thing He Saw Was This Note.

Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife:

-“Dear, breakfast is made. I’ve gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”

He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there’s breakfast. “Joe,” he says to his son, “what happened last night?”

-“You came home soused and got that black eye tripping over a chair.”

-“So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?”

-“Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your clothes, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’”