A man walks into a bar after a long days work. He sits down and orders a beer from the bartender.
After taking a sip, he looks around the bar and notices the only other patron is a pirate sitting at the other end of the bar. He swiftly realizes the pirate has a steering wheel in his pants, so he decides to call out to him.
-“Hey Pirate, Hey Pirate, you have a steering wheel in your pants!”
The pirate says, “Argh, it’s driving me nuts!”