One Guy Decided To Get Married. It Was A Responsibility He Took Upon Himself!

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters.

The farmer replied, “They’re lookin’ to get married, so you came to the right place. Look ’em over and pick the one you want.”

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man’s opinion. “Well,” said the man, “she’s just a weeeee bit–not that you can hardly notice–pigeon-toed.”

Then the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. “Well, “the man replied, “she’s just a weeeee bit–not that you can hardly tell–cross-eyed.”

The farmer suggested he date the third daughter. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, “She’s perfect, just perfect. She’s the one I want to marry.”

They were wed right away and some months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified; the baby was the ugliest human you can imagine. He asked his father-in-law how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

-“Well,” explained the farmer, “She was just a weeeee bit–not that you could hardly tell–pregnant when you met.”