A Cute Dog Fell Into The River. After The German Tourist Saved Him, This Happened.

One day a cute dog fell into the river. A German tourist jumped in and saved the dog. Upon getting back on the bank. he checked the dog over and told the lady owner, “Zer dog is ok, and vill be fine.”

She asks, “Are you a vet?”

He replied, “VET! I’m fricking soaked.”