In a far away kingdom, the king got married to a beautiful wife. After being married to her for a year, the king started to worry that his beautiful wife might be sleeping around.
So he got a blacksmith to build a device to fit in her lady parts which will dice anything that goes in. He managed to fit it inside of her lady parts(don’t ask how!) Without her noticing it.
The next day the king decided to take a sudden tour of the countryside and he decided to leave just 5 of his most loyal bodyguards and his court jester ‘Anderee’ to guard his wife in the castle.
The next day when the king retuned, he wanted to check his suspensions and ordered everyone who was in the castle with his wife to strip naked. To his surprise, all five of his bodyguards had their manhood mutilated, but Anderee didn’t even have a single bruise on his man parts.
The king ordered all of his bodyguards to be executed and approached Anderee.
-“Anderee, i knew that you will stay loyal to me, for this, I’m going to give you a lot of gold and gems!”
Exited, Anderee said “tlank loo lour mathethi, i will thladly accepth youl gifth…”