The Husband Sent This Message To His Wife. And Let Me Tell You, It Was Not Pretty!

Just to let you know I’m in the hospital.

I’m at the emergency room. Not a good way to end the day. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven’t done in at least 15 years. It was just so pretty outside and I wanted to do something I haven’t done in quite a while to get me motivated and get out of this ‘funk’! It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, but then we went a little faster before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn’t take the pace and fell off but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn’t stop.

Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn’t attempt to ride the Elephant!