A Man Was Trying To Be Excused From Jury Duty. He Had A Really Good Reason Too!

To the irritation of the judge, a man was trying to be excused from jury duty. “Tell me,” began the judge, “is there any good reason why you cannot serve as a juror in the trial?”

The man replied, “I don’t want to be away from my job that long.”

-“Can’t they do without you at work?” demanded the judge.

-“Yes,” admitted the juror. “But I don’t want them to realize it.”