To the irritation of the judge, a man was trying to be excused from jury duty. “Tell me,” began the judge, “is there any good reason why you cannot serve as a juror in the trial?”
The man replied, “I don’t want to be away from my job that long.”
-“Can’t they do without you at work?” demanded the judge.
-“Yes,” admitted the juror. “But I don’t want them to realize it.”