A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
The next day, the wife feeling bad about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.
The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. “How much is it?” she asked.
-“One-hundred and fifty dollars,” he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
-“But it comes with an inscription,” the pro said.
-“What kind of inscription?” she asked.
-“Whatever you wish,” he explained. “But, one of the old golfers’ favorites is: ‘Never Up, Never In’.”
-“Oh, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife. “That’s what started the argument in the first place.”