A Man Was Having An Affair With Another Woman. His Wife Found Out And Told Him This!

A man was having an affair with another woman and his wife found out about it, so she told him, “If you don’t end it now I’m going to go downtown to the post office where you work and tell everyone I see that you’re a no good cheating filthy swine.”

The husband replied, “You’re going to go downtown to the post office where I work and tell everyone you see that I’m a no-good cheating filthy swine?”

She said, “Yeah, that’s right”.

The husband held out an envelope and said, “Post this while you’re there.”