Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a “dream home”.
Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again.
-“Joe,” she said, “I don’t like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can see me every time I take a bath.”
-“Don’t worry.” replied her husband. “If the neighbors do see you, they’ll buy you curtains.”