List of all Jokes 2017 • 20162017 (434) Jim Had Been On A Game Show For One Week Straight. You Won’t Believe How It Ended! Three-Year-Old Had Been Told Several Times To Get Ready For Bed. Then This Occurred! An Elderly Married Couple Was Celebrating Their 35th Anniversary. This Followed! Two Elderly Couples Were Enjoying A Friendly Conversation. It Went Like This! Jack And John Were Talking About Jack’s Brother. Something Unbelievable Happened! A Guy Walked Into A Restaurant. He Ordered Soup That Came With A Little Bit Of Extra! A Four-Year-Old Girl Had Answered The Phone. She Had This Hilarious Conversation With The Salesman! A Woman Ended Up In The Hospital From Eating The Poison Mushrooms. This Occurred! Admiral Was Standing By A Candy Machine. He Stopped Plebe Walking By And Asked Him This! The Lawyer’s Son Wanted To Follow In His Father’s Footsteps. He Was Doing Fine Till This! A Boss Called One Of His Employees Into His Office. It Was Because Of This! A Beautiful Young Foreigner Walked Into A Small Clothing Store. The End Was Hilarious! Samantha Had Some Great News For Her Parents. Her Father Had Only One Question! Mary And Dave Got Along Pretty Well. There Was Only One Thing That Bothered Mary! A Daughter Was Trying To Teach Her Mother How To Use The Internet. This Followed! Three Old Ladies Were Sitting And Playing Bridge. Of Course, They Talked About This! A Guy Woke Up Late On The Day Of His Big Job Interview. It Ended Like This! Harry Was Working At A Construction Site. He Came Upon This Amazing Discovery! Bob Smith Was Determined To Find Work Elsewhere. So He Ended Up In This Situation! Bob Smith Ran Into A Politician In A Hotel Lobby. He Asked Him For This Favor! The New Minister Stood At The Church Door Greeting The Members. He Was Not Prepared For What Happened Next! Harry Was Seeing A Psychologist For Over Three Years. He Finally Got This Good News! Two Brothers Were Fast Asleep. The Eldest Was Woken Up When He Heard This Noise! Teacher Was Telling His Students What Marks They Should Get. One Student Said This! While The Family Was Getting Ready To Have Dinner, They Had This Interesting Conversation! A Woman Brought Her Grandfather’s Clock To The Clock Repairman. It Went Like This! Daughter Was Talking With Her Mother. She Decided To Ask Her Something Very Important! Tom And His Wife Were Attending A Marriage Seminar. Tom Perfectly Understood What The Instructor Was Telling Them, Check It Out! An American Businessman Went To Japan. And There Was This Slight Misunderstanding. 2 Elderly Women Were Trying On Shoes In A Store. They Ended Up In This Hilarious Situation! A Traveling Salesman Pulled Up Outside A Lonely Farmhouse. He Wanted To Know This! Little Johnny Asked The Librarian How To Use The Card Catalog. It Was Unbelievable! Jane Thought She Finally Caught Her Husband In The Act. She Was Happy Until This Moment! A Young Boy Came To Sunday School Late. This Was The Reason Why! A Gentleman Was Moving From One House To Another. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! A Man Was Lost In The Desert. He Was Fortunate Enough To Come Upon A Lamp! A Man With A Black Eye Took His Seat On The Plane. He Did Not Expect The Next Thing! Guy Bought A New Peugeot. He Decided To Take His Friends For A Ride, Unfortunately. Mother Superior Was Doing The Orientation Of The New Nun. It Went Like This! Two Friends Were Hanging Out In A Park Reminiscing. They Were Talking About This! An Engineer Died And Was Sent To Hell. His Arrival To Hell Led To This Situation! A Pastor Was Writing A Sermon About A Sensitive Topic To Him. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! A Guy Asked His Roommate About The Umbrella He Found. You Won’t Believe The End! A Guy Was Hospitalized For A Few Days. His Wife Shared This News With Him! A Husband Came Home From Work One Evening. He Asked His Wife A Strange Question! Nurse Was Talking With A Patient About His Blood Pressure. What He Said Was Unexpected! A Wife Accompanied Her Husband To Get A Haircut. She Never Expected To Hear This! Two Aliens Landed Next To A Rural Farm. Their First Encounter Was With A Boy. Check It Out! Mrs. Peterson Phoned The Repairman About Her Dishwasher. After Making Appointment, She Gave Him These ‘Special Instructions’. A Freshman Was Looking At The Photos Of The Basketball Players. Then This Occurred. Two Opposing Candidates For County Office Were Sitting Next To Each Other. This Followed! A Teacher Asked Her Student An Interesting Question. These Were Their Answers! If You Ever Wondered When You Start To Get Old, Look No Further. Here Are Some Examples! A Wife Dragged Her Husband To A Foreign Film Festival. He Was Happy Till This Part! A Student Was Talking With His Master. After Series Of Questions, He Found Out The Truth. Tommy And Tony Were In A Prison In Separate Cells. They Started Doing This To Pass The Time! A Farmer Was Devastated After His Dog Went Missing. He Put This Ad In The Newspaper. A Squirrel Slipped Into This Woman’s House. She Thought Of A Plan On How To Get It Out! A Husband Returned Home Drunk Late Night. He Gave This Excuse To His Wife! Wife Called Her Husband About The Flowers She Got. She Was Curious About This! Wife Asked Her Husband If He Remembers Her Dress. This Was His Response! Son Asked His Dad Why He Wasn’t Getting Ready For Work. Then, Concluded This! Grandma Was Testing Her Granddaughter. Only, She Did Not Expect To Hear This! A Woman Offered A Brand-New Car For Sale. What Was Unbelievable Was The Price! A Grandmother Was Telling A Story About How She Ended Up Marrying Grandpa. Check It Out! A Woman Was Cleaning A Hotel Room When The Previous Occupant Came In. This Followed. The Wife Was In The ICU. All Hope Was Lost Till This Miraculous Moment! Bob And Tom Were Talking About Bob’s Grandfather. You Won’t Believe What They Said! The Veterinarian Sent One Of His Workers To Liquor Store To Buy Something He Needed For A Treatment. It Could Not Have A Better Ending Than This, Check It Out! The Battery In The Beat-Up VW Beetle Had Died. So The Husband Asked His Wife For Help, It Was Probably For The Last Time Too! Guy Was On Vacation Playing The Slot Machines. He Wasn’t Sure About This! A Woman Hated Going To The Weddings Because Of This. But, She Found A Solution! A College Senior Took His New Girlfriend To Super Bowl XXXV. He Would Live To Regret It! A Man Came Into The Church On Crutches. He Tried Doing This With The Holly Water! A Man Was Driving With His Wife And Small Child. Soon, A Militiaman Pulled Them Over. A College Pizza Delivery Boy Arrived At The House Of Mr. Smith. This Occurred Next! The Director Of The Winery Had To Look For A New Taster. A Drunkard Came In To Apply For The Position, This Followed Further! A Minister Was Opening His Mail One Morning. He Found Something Very Unusual. Tim And Joe Finished Their Weekly Round Of Golf. It Did Not Go So Well… A Man And His Wife Went On Vacation To A Resort. The Wife Gave One Meaningful Lesson! A Lawyer Was Defending A Man In Court. You Won’t Believe What Occurred! A Man Got A Call From His Doctor. He Never Expected To Hear This From Him! A Sunday School Teacher Decided To Ask His Students This Question. Check It Out! An Elderly Man Died And Went To Heaven. In Order To Get In, Saint Peter Told Him That He Must Know How To Spell The Secret Password. The Boss Called One Of His Employees Into The Office. They Had This Conversation! Old Man Joe Limped Into The Doctor’s Office. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! Two Blondes Had Gone Rock Climbing. Then, Something Happened To One Of Them! Minister Told The Congregation That He Was Going To Say A Series Of Words. This Followed! A Man Walked Up To A Farmer As He Came Out Of A Voting Booth. They Talked About This! A Local Community Club Was Organizing A Baseball Team. It Went Like This! A District Minister Arrived One Sunday Morning In A Small Rural Town. The Local Minister Asked Him For This Favor! Lady Was Wondering If She Could Survive The Trip. You Won’t Believe What Occurred Next! Brian Came Into His Wife’s Room One Day. He Started Asking Her These Strange Questions! Blonde From A Small Town Was Taking A Long Walk. She Was Surprised When She Saw This! Old Farmer Michael Was Dying. And This Was His Least Request To His Wife! A Man Was Traveling Down A Country Road. He Was Forced To Stop Because Of This! A Husband And Wife Were Celebrating Their 25th Anniversary. The End Was Unbelievable! A Woman Was Forced To Impose On Her Friend. But, She Never Expected That The Whole Thing Would Escalate So Quickly. A Drunk Made His Way Into The Cemetery Behind The Tavern. This Occurred To Him. A Boy Was On The Witness Stand In Court. The Defense Attorney Asked Him This Question! It Was An Early Morning At The Military Base. Maybe Too Early For The First Sergeant! A Well-Respected Surgeon Was Relaxing On His Sofa. Then He Received This Call. A Couple Was Dinning In A Restaurant. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! A Troop Of Boy Scouts Were Participating In A Test. And This Was The Result! Joe And His Father Met For Lunch. They Had This Interesting Talk About Marriage. Check it out! Smith Had Arrived At Work At 9 A.M. On The Dot For Thirty Years. Till This Day! Two 80-Year-Old Men Were Driving Down The Road. This Unbelievable Thing Occurred. An Old Man Was Relaxing At His Hundredth Birthday Party. This Happened Next! A Blonde Visited Her New Doctor For The First Time. It Kind Of Went Like This! Check It Out. Guy Had A Problem Understanding The Meaning Of The Word “Service.” But He Found Out! Grandma Esther Was Taking Her Very First Flight. She Only Had One Complaint! The Lawyer Rushed To The Judge’s Chambers The Day After A Verdict. He Demanded This! A Politician Awakened After A Serious Operation. He Was Confused After Seeing This! Governor Was Appalled By The Poor Standard Of English Used By The Inmates. He Did This. A Lawyer Named Strange Died. His Friend Made Sure To Make These Arrangements. A Dad Always Made An Effort With His Family On Weekends. This Time, It Was Different. A Wife Was Furious With Her Husband. The Poor Guy Never Stood A Chance Against Her! The Mother And Father Had Just Given Their Teenage Daughter Family-Car Privileges. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! A Woman In Her Fifties Was Happily Jumping On Her Bed. Her Husband Mentioned That She Looked Ridiculous, But He Did Not Expect To Hear This! A Lawyer Was Reading Out The Will Of A Rich Man. This Was Written In It! The Doctor Asked The Patient To Step Into His Office. They Had This Conversation! The Newlywed Wife Had Some Very Good News For Her Husband. Then This Occurred. Death Came To A Guy With This Bad News. You Won’t Believe What The Guy Did! Little Johnny Ran Down The Stairs In Tears. It Was Because Of This! Brad And Mike Are Two Old Retired Widowers Who Reside Close To Each Other. Mike Was Very Upset Over Something That He Had Brad Check It Out. Anita Got Her Boyfriend’s New Number And Decided To Call Him. But, Something Was Off. Joe Was In Charge Of Taking Up The Offerings. The Priest Noticed Something Strange And Decided To Question Him About It! A Woman Found Aladdin’s Magic Lamp. Her Wishes Have Gotten Her Into This Situation. An Applicant Was Filling Out A Job Application. You Won’t Believe What He Wrote Down! A Young Couple Came Into The Church Office. They Were Filling Out This Questionnaire Form. A Guy Was Walking Along When Suddenly He Got His Foot Caught Stuck. This Followed! Father Murphy Walked Into A Pub In Donegal. He Started Asking Everyone This Question! A Certain Court Jester Went Too Far One Day And Insulted His King. This Occurred Next! A Son Asked His Father If They Could Have A Tree This Christmas. This Was His Response! A Man Was Sitting Next To A Woman In A Bus. He Missed His Stop Because Of This! A Minister And Lawyer Were Chatting At A Party. Their Conversation Ended Up Like This! This Announcement Came Over The High School Intercom. And It Was Unbelievable. A Young Couple Met With Their Pastor To Set A Date For Their Wedding. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! A Tourist Approached The Receptionist. He Was Really Angry Over This! The After-Dinner Speaker Just Didn’t Have A Stop Button. So That Led To This Situation! Old Customer Asked This While He Was Getting A Shave. He Did Not Like The Answer He Got! A Patient Was Alarmed By A Group Of Doctors By His Bed. One Doctor Said This To Him. Girl Brought Home A Man Who Was Wearing A Loincloth. The Father Couldn’t Believe It. The Warden Was Talking To The Three Instigators Of A Failed Prison Riot. Check It Out! Two Girls Were Having A Discussion About Family Resemblance. This Is What They Said. Mike Was Having His First Quarrel With His Wife. And It Was Everything But Pretty! An Older Dog Wandered Into This Guy’s Backyard. Out Of Curiosity, He Put A Note On The Dog’s Collar. A Saleswoman Knocked On This Guy’s Door And Asked To See His Wife. It Was Awkward. Husband Sent A Text To His Wife At Night. When She Didn’t Answer Back, He Sent This! Two Avid Hunters Took A Hunter’s Safety Class. It Sure Came In Handy When They Got Lost Later. Check It Out! Two High Court Lawyers Hired A Secretary. This Is What They Were Talking About Her. A Teacher Saw One Of Her Students Making Faces. She Tried To Stop Him By Saying This! Fred Was Having Trouble With A Drinking Problem. This Is How He Solved It! Bob Was Lying Across The Rail Tracks With A Bottle Of Whisky. It Was For This Reason. Skydiving Instructor Was Going Through The Question-And-Answer Period. This Followed. The Boss Called Up One Of His Blonde Clerks. You Won’t Believe What Happened! A Man Decided To Take His Blonde Wife Deer Hunting. It Did Not End Up So Well… 2 Monks Were Returning To The Monastery. On The Way, They Came Upon A Young Woman. The Training Team Started Doing Mock Combat. This Was The Only Difference! Francesca Went To The Cemetery In Her Village. The, She Did The Strangest Thing Ever! A Lot Of Ladies Sat In A Park And Talked Nonstop. For Some Reason This Occurred. A Husband Sent This Message To His Wife. And This Is How She Responded! A Man Opened A Small Store Selling Trumpets And Guns. This Was His Reason Behind It! A Picky Customer Watched As A New Delivery Of Fresh Fruit Was Delivered. This Followed. A Student Came Home For Spring Break. He Had This Hilarious Conversation With His Dad. Father Was Worried About How His Son Spent His Money. So He Had A Little Chat With Him! A Woman Received A Call That Her Daughter Was Sick. She Went To Buy Her A Medicine, But When She Got To Her Car This Happened! A Woman Wanted To Know How Her Husband Would React If She Were To Leave Without Telling Him Where. So, She Wrote Him A Letter And Left It For Him To Find It! A Mother Traveled 2000 Miles To See Her Only Son. This Is What She Said To Him! Joe, Who Was Married For Over 50 Years Died. Soon, His Wife Died And Met Him In Heaven. The New Priest Was Hosting A Meeting In The Church. This Funny Thing Happened. A Tractor Salesman Was Passing A Farm. He Noticed This And Approached The Farmer! Two Nuns Were Shopping In A Food Store. Something Unbelievable Happened To Them! Manager Of A Large Office Noticed A New Man. He Decided To Have This Talk With Him. Two Men Were In A Bar Getting Drunk. One Had A Small Incident And Tried His Best Covering It Up. Check It Out! Guy Was Reminiscing About The Time He Had The First Drink With His Son. It Went Like This. A New Supermarket Opened In San Antonio, Texas. There Was Something Special About It! A Blonde Hadn’t Been To Church For Months. The Pastor Was Surprised When She Came! Bill Had Always Been A Prankster. So It Was Only Natural For What Happened Next! A Preacher Said That Anyone With ‘Special Needs’ Should Come Forward. This Occurred. Mr. Jones Drove His Secretary Home. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! Jennifer’s Wedding Day Was Fast Approaching. Everything Was Great Except For This Minor Problem! A Guy Was Packing For A Business Trip. His Five-Year-Old Decided To Show Him This! A Wife Wrote This Letter To Her Husband. You Won’t Believe It When You Read It! A Guy Bought A Raffle Ticket Instead Of Paying The Electricity Bill. Then This Occurred. A Kangaroo At The Sydney Zoo Kept Getting Out Of His Enclosure. This Was His Secret! A Teenager Asked Her Grandma About How She Met Grandpa. The Story Went Like This. A Farmer Purchased An Abandoned Farm. The Town Preacher Stopped By And Said This. The Doctor Stopped The Nurse To Brief Her On A Patient’s Condition. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! Johnny Was Transferred Into The Promotion Department. His Old Boss Got This Phone Call. Sam And His Girlfriend Were Driving Along One Day. Then She Whispered This To Him! A Tourist Guide Was Talking With A Group Kids At Zoo. He Was Telling Them This Story! Tom And John Decided To Go On A Fishing Trip. You Won’t Believe What Happened! Mike Went To The Doctor Complaining Of Hearing Loss. His Doctor Suggested Him This. Fred And Bob Were Trying To Unlock Their Mercedes With A Coat Hanger. This Followed. A Woman Visited Doctor’s Office To Have Her Throat Swabbed For A Culture. While There, This Misunderstanding Happened! Jeff Was Called Into The Personnel Manager`s Office. This Was The Reason Why! The Guests At The Party Were Asked To Take Part In A Game. It Ended Like This! A Group Of Soldiers Arrived In Jammu. They Had To Take This Course On First Aid! Tom Was Visiting The Big City For The First Time. The Only Thing He Didn’t Like Was This! Bob Returned Home Late From A Booze Party. His Neighbor Noticed This And Offered His Help! The Husband Read Something Interesting In The Newspaper. Then, Said This To His Wife. Mike Was In The Dentist`s Chair Having A Root Canal Done. He Couldn’t Take The Pain Any Longer And Said This To The Dentist! A Man Spent Days Looking For His New Hat. He Almost Did This In The Process. A Wife Caught Her Husband Doing Something Weird. This Was His Explanation! Fred Went To Buy Some Organic Vegetables. But, He Did Not Count On This! Exhausted-Looking Sam Dragged Himself Into The Doctor`s Office. This Was His Problem! Bobby Decided To Become A Chicken Farmer. But Somehow, Something Went Wrong! A New Soldier Was On Sentry Duty At The Main Gate. This Unbelievable Thing Occurred. A Circus Owner Walked Into A Bar. He Couldn’t Believe When He Saw This! Tom And John Headed Out For A Quick Round Of Golf. Soon, They Got Into A Fight. Jimmy Wanted To Divorce His Wife. And It Was Because Of This Simple Reason! A Guy Was Very Much In Love With A Beautiful Girl. You Won’t Believe How It Ended. A Woman Was Woken Up By The Knock On The Door. This Happened Next. Mike Ordered A Beer And Took A Seat. There Was A Loud Disturbance Outside So He Ran Out To Check It Out, And Did This So No One Would Touch His Drink! Bobby Had Met The Woman Of His Dreams. And Their First Date Went Like This! Bill, Tom, And Joe Were Arguing On The Hospital Ward. It Was About Who Was The Most Careless Among Them! Check It Out! Fred Lost His Cheque Booklet. You Won’t Believe What He Said To The Bank Manager! Joe And The Local Priest Were Always Fighting And Arguing. So They Ended Up In Court! An Old Man Stood Beside The Puddle In Front Of The Little Irish Pub. This Was The Reason. Bob Found Out That His Wife Was Being Unfaithful. So He Ran Home To See For Himself. I Think We All Have This Kind Of Problem. Well Not Exactly As This Guy, But Close! A Man Called A Refrigerator Repair Service. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! Harry Had A Bit Of A Drinking Problem. And That Is Why He Ended Up In This Awkward Situation! A Young Man Went Into A Drugstore To Buy Something. Probably For The Last Time. A Man Told His Wife That He Wants To Get A Tattoo. This Is What She Said About That. A Preacher Wanted To Raise Money For His Church. And He Thought That He Found A Way! An Elderly Man Was Out Playing Golf With A Friend. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next. John And Nancy Decided To Renew Their Vows. So They Talked With Their Friends About It. A Psychology Professor Started His Lecture. What He Did Was Unbelievable! Fred Mistakenly Got On A Bus Full Of War Veterans. He Decided To Stay On For The Ride, Not Knowing He Will Regret It! A Woman Had Long Been Under A Doctor’s Care. She Visited Him With These Results! A Man Walked Up To A Burger Stall. He Noticed This About The Lady Who Was Serving Him! Miss Kinneen Sat In The Confessional. She Had Something Unbelievable To Confess. A Mother Asked Her Son What He Had Learned At Sunday School. He Told Her This Story. An Instructor In Driver Education Had Three Beginners In The Car. This Followed! Smith Went To See His Supervisor In The Front Office. He Asked Him For This Favor! A Veterinarian Had Had A Really Rough Day At His Office. So His Wife Decided To Do Something Special For Him. Check It Out! An Old Snake Went To See His Doctor. He Became Very Depressed After This! A Panda Walked Into A Bar And Ordered A Sandwich. Then, Did Something Unexpected! Two Blondes Found A Mirror On The Sidewalk. Something Seemed Familiar About It! A Man And His Wife Were On Their Honeymoon. The Husband Did This But It Backfired. Mom Was Cleaning Junior’s Room. She Couldn’t Believe Her Eyes When She Found This! A Couple Celebrated Their 30th Anniversary. Only They Did Not Foresee This Scenario. A Gorilla Died Of Old Age In A Zoo. The Zoo Officials Couldn’t Afford To Lose The Only Attraction So They Thought Of This Plan. A Guy Stopped At Speedway To Buy A Drink. 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He Even Helped This Old Lady. Two Accountants Were In A Bank. It Was An Ordinary Day Till This Very Moment. Little Girl Was Late And Running To Her Sunday School Class. This Happened Along The Way. Some Of Us Are Too Young To Remember These Things, But It Does Bring Back Memories. A Hydrogen Atom Was Walking Down The Street. This Suddenly Occurred To Him. The Bride Had A Very Intimate Question For Her Husband. He Tried His Best Explaining It To Her. It Ended Up Like This! A Woman Was Out Shopping. For Some Weird Reason, She Had This With Her! The Boss Was Talking With One Of His Employees. He Asked This Strange Question. Two Blondes Were Going To California For The Summer. This Happened Along The Way! Little Boy Was Talking With His Dad About Marriage. The Conversation Went Like This. Ever Thought Of Doing Something Fun And Mischievous? Here Are Some Helpful Examples. A Newlywed Couple Returned Home From The Caribbean. Only, There Was This Problem! A Farmer Went To Town To Buy Medicine For His Wife. Along The Way, Some Boy Decided To Play A Trick On The Farmer. Resulting In This! A Spanish Teacher Was Explaining Something To Her Class. And This Was The Result. An Elderly Man Was Boasting To A Group Of Young People. This Is What He Had To Say! A Drunk Was Floundering Down The Alley. For Some Strange Reason, He Was Carrying This. A Man Went To A Doctor. He Needed Something That Would Help Him With This Problem. A Blonde, Brunette And A Redhead Were On A Top Of A Burning Building. This Occurred. A Cosmetic Surgeon Was Chatting To His Friend In His Consultation Room. Pretty Soon, People Started Barging In Unannounced. This Followed. Timmy Was Talking With His Mom. From There Things Went In This Direction! A Younger Son Started Throwing Tantrum On The Way Home. His Mom Tried Explaining This! Jake Came Home In A Rush. He Looked For His Dad And Asked Him This Strange Question! Mr. Frobisher Always Scheduled A Meeting On Friday Afternoons. This Was The Reason. A Lady Was At The Prestigious Party. Everyone Noticed This When She Made An Appearance. A 5-Year-Old Kid Opened His Birthday Present. After Seeing This, He Went To His Dad. An English Language Teacher Asked A Grade 3 Student To Challenge Him. This Followed! Moshe Was Talking With Sam About His Problem. Sam Decided To Help Him Out After Hearing This! A Guy Was Visiting His Grandpa In The Hospital. He Was Confused When He Found This Out. A Tourist Was Visiting New York City. He Somehow Ended Up In This Situation! A Man Came Home With His Little Daughter. His Daughter Asked Him This Unexpected Question. A Sunday School Teacher Asked This Question. And Got One Unbelievable Answer! A Guy Was Hired By A Supermarket. He Was Confused When They Gave Him His First Job. A Guy Went Into The Confessional Box. He Was Amazed After Seeing This! 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A Guy Called Room Service After Waking Up In The Middle Of The Night. This Followed! The Employees Of A Restaurant Attended A Fire Safety Seminar. It Went Like This! There Was This Little Kid With A Very Bad Habit. His Mother Gave Him This Warning! A Reporter Was Sent Out On His First Assignment. What He Did Was Absolutely Brilliant. Check It Out! A Blonde Was Walking Down The Street. A Policeman Immediately Gave Her This Warning. A Boy From France Came To America. He Learned A Few Words That He Told His Mom. Dan Had Been Studying Whales For Over 20 Years. He Finally Had A Breakthrough! Journalist Was Assigned To The Jerusalem Bureau. Every Day, She Saw A Man Doing This. The Psychiatrist Was Giving Good News To One Of His Patients. It Was About This! A Squad Car Driver Was Covering A Quiet Beat Out In The Sticks. This Followed! The Blind Farmer Was Often Taken For A Walk In The Fields By A Kind Neighbor. But This Time, Something Went Wrong! A Man Was Hired By The Circus. After Some Time, This Started To Bother Him! Three Men Stood Before A Judge. The Judge Thought They Were Harmless Till This Moment! The Teacher Said This To The New Transfer Student. Their Conversation Went Like This! An American Tourist Was In A Restaurant In China. The Waiter Was Explaining This To Him. A Teacher Asked Her Class This Question. One Boy Said Something Unbelievable. A Young Woman Took Her Troubles To A Psychiatrist. She Wanted His Help Desperately! A New Man Was Brought Into Prison Cell 102. A Long-Time Resident, With Whom He Will Be Sharing The Cell, Told Him This Story! A Man Called The Fire Department. They Were Confused By His Call At First! This Is Why! A Woman Was Cutting Her Husband’s Thinning Hair. Then This Occurred. Two Mates Were Having A Beer. Next Thing, They Started Talking About This! A Woman Meant To Call A Record Store But Dialed The Wrong Number. This Followed. A Woman Was On A Flight To Florida. She Found Herself In This Funny Situation! A Couple Arrived At The Therapist’s Office. They Did Not Expect What Happened Next! A Man Wondered About Something Very Important To Him. So He Decided To Ask Around And Find Out More About It! A Couple Was Having Dinner. Waitress Was Very Confused When She Saw This. The Judge Was Talking With A Guy. This Happened Next When The Judge Told Him This! Three Cowboys Were Hanging Out In The Bunkhouse. They Had A Heated Discussion! A Man And A Woman Were On Their First Date. And It Went Like This! Some Boys Got Together To Play Poker One Night. Then This Unfortunate Thing Occurred. A Little Girl Ran To Where Her Father Was. Then, She Said Something Unexpected To Him. The Newlywed Couple Were Spending Their First Night Together. Things Took The Completely Different Turn After The Husband Asked For This! A Salesman Was Demonstrating This In A Department Store. He Almost Messed Up! A Japanese Man Went To America For Sightseeing. He Was Very Excited About This! 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