Tim and Joe finished their weekly round of golf with Tim pulling out his typical victory, although not by the customary wide margin. Even though the match was unusually close, Joe seemed more upset than usual by the outcome.
-“Talk about the worst luck in the world,” grumbled Joe as they headed into the locker room. “I just can`t seem to buy a darn break.”
-“Why are you being so hard on yourself?” asked Tim. You played great all week. Heck, you almost actually won.”
-“That`s what`s so aggravating,” yelled Joe….I cheated like crazy and I still lost!”