A Man And His Wife Went On Vacation To A Resort. The Wife Gave One Meaningful Lesson!

A man and his wife went on vacation to a resort. One morning, the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started reading a book she had brought with her.

Along comes a guard in his boat – pulls up alongside and asks, “What are you doing out here?”

She replies, “I`m just reading a book.”

-“Well, ma`am, this is a restricted area,” he says.

Then, he sees all the fishing equipment in the boat and continues, “You can`t fish here, ma`am.”

To which she replies, “I`m not fishing. I`m merely sitting here reading my book.”

-“But you have all this equipment, I will have to take you in and write you up.”

-“If you do that I will charge you with rape.”

-“Why…I didn’t even touch you.”

-“No, you haven`t, but you have all the equipment…”