A man and his wife went on vacation to a resort. One morning, the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started reading a book she had brought with her.
Along comes a guard in his boat – pulls up alongside and asks, “What are you doing out here?”
She replies, “I`m just reading a book.”
-“Well, ma`am, this is a restricted area,” he says.
Then, he sees all the fishing equipment in the boat and continues, “You can`t fish here, ma`am.”
To which she replies, “I`m not fishing. I`m merely sitting here reading my book.”
-“But you have all this equipment, I will have to take you in and write you up.”
-“If you do that I will charge you with rape.”
-“Why…I didn’t even touch you.”
-“No, you haven`t, but you have all the equipment…”